Hamster Wheel Exit:
To Begin a Brave New Chapter

For decades, I’ve had t-shirt designs living rent-free in my head. 

Sketches, concepts, and several questionable attempts to express my dark, weird humor — part punk, part social critique, but still somehow optimistic, and always with a big, stubborn heart.

None of them made it past “someday”, of course. 

(And maybe they never should. But who cares? I’ve got steam to blow off, and turning those questionable ideas into t-shirts is cheaper than therapy;)

Well… turns out “someday” finally showed up.

This first ExitLab project is me finally giving print-on-demand a real shot. 

Maybe I’m late to the party and the market’s already saturated.

Or maybe — just maybe — a bit of my infamous stubbornness can cut through all that noise.

We’ll see.